beyFirst and foremost, Beyoncé is everything: the moon, the stars and the earth. She does look a bit skinnier nowadays which is quite disappointing because I always appreciated her thickness. Her face is still GORG though. Did you see her eyes when she turned her head in the beginning of the performance?! I just wanted to scream, “HOLD ME!!”

On a serious note, I only watched the Grammy’s for Beyoncé. Now let’s get to this disappointing performance. Number one: Drunk in Love is sooooooooo not a “performance song,” but I was thinking: I know Bey will be creative. I know Bey will be creative.  I was into it, then got bored waiting for a remix to Drunk in Love to bombard the song followed by 1,000 drunk Beyoncé’s running out on stage with a second remix of the song, Partition then Bey shows up half-naked behind a silhouette while Jay Z sits in this chair with a cigar in his mouth watching her give some amazing sexy dance.  No? Just me? Okay. Look, she was either really drunk in love last night or trying to remember if she packed Blue’s Sippy cup.

Overall, her moves were sexy. Her butt looked great, but to open up the Grammy’s with that? C’mon Bey! WORK WITH ME!!

Jay Z looked rather dapper though and they surely know how to show affection towards each other now. Overall, I still love Bey. She’s still the queen and I hope the next performance involving Drunk in Love is mixed with Partition. That is all.

Pharell’s hat needs a blog post of its own.

Katy Perry is the sexiest witch on the planet. Dope performance.

Kendrick Lamar…………………………………………………………………………………………………………

That’s me trying to find the words to describe this talented rap poetic lyrical genius!!! Talk about robbed from Grammy’s????  His performance with Imagine Dragons should have definitely been the Grammy opening performance. He is way too talented. Kendrick, I genuinely respect you.

Lorde… The fingertips though!… The jerking of her body on stage before the song even started… Did you feel possessed? No? Just me? Mkay.

Jamie Foxx looked great.

I saw absolutely NO reason for Madonna to be there.

MACKLEMORE THOUGH!! To have them serenade 33 straight AND gay couples with their song, Same Love and have the beautiful Queen Latifah pronounce them all married together was seriously like one of the most beautiful moments I had ever seen on television. It brought tears to my eyes, real tears.

Jay Z ended my night with his speech by giving thanks to his daughter, Blue saying “Daddy has a new gold Sippy cup for you.” Grammy = Sippy Cup to Jay-Z. I’ll let that linger.

I seriously question Alicia Key’s sexuality each and every time.

The rest is a blur.

Thank you and good night.